Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there I’ll tell you how I became a Gamers Bay Champion’aire.
In The Cayman Islands, born and raised On the video game scene is where I spent most of my days Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool And all rockin’ some playstation outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle ya hear?!’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket I put my ipod on and said “I might as well kick it” First class, yo, this is bad Drinkin’ orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this whow the poeple livin’ like? Hmmm, this might be all right But wait, I hear they’re prissy, bourgeois, and all that Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat? I don’t think so, I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re preped for that’.
Well, uh, the car pulled up and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin’ there with my name out I ain’t tryin’ to get arrested yet, I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I called for an uber and when it came near The license plate said ‘Gamers’ and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this car was rare But I thought “Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to down the road, ya hear!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the driver “Yo holmes, smell ya later” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as a Gamers Bay Champion’aire.